Archive forMissing Work Excuses

Monday! Meetings!

Meetings all day today! No way to spend a Monday! I need an excuse!

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Need to Do

Need to work on business but always have family in the way of doing anything and they wonder why I can’t get anything done or done right.

It is come and do this come and do that, but forget what you have to do.

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Meetings!

If it weren’t for all the meetings I have on Mondays I’d just skip it!!!

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Couldn’t come in to work…

I had something in my eye, I couldn’t see coming in.

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To the beach!

The weather has been spectacular all weekend!!!! If it continues this week it will be time to “play sick” and hit the beach!!! (Here in the Mid-Atlantic of the USA beach days this early can be precious) So how do you get out of work???

Wake up really early, like 5am, don’t drink any liquids, call in to your boss’s voicemail and say you’ve been up most of the night with a stomach flu…


Check Back Tomorrow…

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Lazy bum that I am

I have no excuses.. I am fat lazy and smell bad. Its really just that simple.

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